True Love Tales


Some favourite quotes from the show.  evenutually i hope to have at least one quote from every episode they appeared together.


Fromt he Pilot - 100
Joey: He did it again-- he grabbed my ass.

Pacey: Oh, like you even have one.

Dawson: Guys, we are way behind schedule, all right? We've got 2 weeks. I'm not going to make the festival. It's a load of cooperation.

Pacey: Hey, it's Meryl Streep's fault, ok? I'm doing the best i can.

Joey: Bite me


Season one - 103-  the kiss

Joey: Do you want anything or did you come just to infect the place?

Pacey: Uhhh.

Dawson: I'm picking up a to go order. Ten fish and chips, five family fries, and a dozen shrimp burgers.

Joey: (looks at pacey) And what do you want?

Pacey: Actually something a little sexy would be good, I gotta a maybe sorta date this evening.

Joey: Hmm, who's the lucky farm animal tonight?

Pacey: Ahh, What's that , what's that that makes a woman horny?

Joey: Your polar opposite?

Dawson: You mean oysters.

Pacey: Right oysters, A dozen oysters, Joey, pack 'em up.

(Joey looks over and spots anderson crawford)

Pacey: And you could pack 'em up now Joey. Hellooo? Joey? Hello? Anybody home?

Dawson: Who is that guy?

Joey: Who's who?

Pacey: Uh, the guy that was breaking your neck.

Dawson: Who is he? Do you know him?

Joey: I've never seen him before. He's probably some rich kid who just stepped off his mommy and daddy's yacht or something.

Pacey: Could it be? Joey is finally noticing the opposite sex!

Joey: Shut up.

Pacey: (shouting across the restaurant) Excuse me young man, this woman here thinks you're very attractive! 

(joey covers his mouth)

Joey: You buttplug.

Pacey: Forget it, Joey. Guys off yachts don't go for waitresses.

Joey: I'm going to kill you. One night in your sleep, a slit throat maybe, or a screwdriver to your temple. Be ready.

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