Season one - 103- the kiss
Joey: Do you want anything or did you come just to infect the place?
Dawson: I'm picking up a to go order. Ten fish and chips, five family fries, and a dozen shrimp burgers.
Joey: (looks at pacey) And what do you want?
Pacey: Actually something a little sexy would be good, I gotta a maybe sorta date this evening.
Joey: Hmm, who's the lucky farm animal tonight?
Pacey: Ahh, What's that , what's that that makes a woman horny?
Joey: Your polar opposite?
Dawson: You mean oysters.
Pacey: Right oysters, A dozen oysters, Joey, pack 'em up.
(Joey looks over and spots anderson crawford)
Pacey: And you could pack 'em up now Joey. Hellooo? Joey? Hello? Anybody home?
Dawson: Who is that guy?
Joey: Who's who?
Pacey: Uh, the guy that was breaking your neck.
Dawson: Who is he? Do you know him?
Joey: I've never seen him before. He's probably some rich kid who just stepped off his mommy and daddy's yacht or something.
Pacey: Could it be? Joey is finally noticing the opposite sex!
Joey: Shut up.
Pacey: (shouting across the restaurant) Excuse me young man, this woman here thinks you're very attractive!
(joey covers his mouth)
Joey: You buttplug.
Pacey: Forget it, Joey. Guys off yachts don't go for waitresses.
Joey: I'm going to kill you. One night in your sleep, a slit throat maybe, or a screwdriver to your temple. Be ready.